Anonymous asked:

why do you use that really annoying font in fan mail?

Romantic and Drenched in Sin Love Answer:

Bc I like to make people strain their eyes and eventually go blind when they try to read my messages.

I had to take a bath in aloe vera based soap and then rub that pink lotion stuff all over me bc I have 47 (I counted) mosquito bites from the beach.

wtf I'm such a dork